August 6, 2012
- You fear no food borne disease (and enjoy the occasional shart).
- You wouldn't be mad at illicet sex with a stranger. (See also: A dolphin).
- You have overweight children.
- You are likely insane.
- You seek socially acceptable venues to placate your outrageous drug use.
- Ironically, being homeless doesn't appeal to you.
- You consider carb loading an Olympic sport.
- You don't mind sleeping in a bed the size of a squirrel's vagina.
- You look horrible in a swim suit
- You are literally the worst type of human being.