December 13, 2010

lol: luke on life

Usually Rachel and I see eye to eye on everything: chicks, booze, condom size... But I'm gonna have to offer a dissenting opinion this time. I think Sacramento is in desperate need of an award-worthy gossip slash advice slash "daily dish" type blog. What would a world class cosmopolitan city be without one? We have a UFL team for crying out loud. In fact, just last night me and a couple of the fellas built a fort out of old linens in my living room as part of our slumber party event. When we woke up, it was decided that Craig would have to buy some liquid pick-me-ups since he lost at truth or dare. We hopped on the interwebs and immediately surfed over to
TwinSoup.com for the scoop on where to find Sactown's finest orange mocha frappuccinos. Yep, that site has it all. I'd include a link but, as it won Sacramento News and Review's Best Blog 2010 - something the team over here at PWeekly would love to get a shot at - I'm quite certain you already have it bookmarked. Congrats twins!

Is that a leaking coin purse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I love how when the 94-year-old arthritic lady doesn't get the wheel to go all the way around on the Price is Right it suddenly becomes acceptable to heckle her like she just pissed on an American flag in center field during the seventh-inning stretch at a your kids baseball game. She's old. Leave her alone. I'm kidding. I get pissed. Get the wheel around or go home. That's weak sauce.

I feel like the escape key got the short end of the stick. Porn's on, boss is walking in... ESCAPE! ESCAPE! ESCAPE!!!!! You never just lightly tap the Escape key. If I were on a keyboard I'd want to be the Num Lock key. Nobody ever abuses the Num Lock key.

8 comments:

Sharon said...

I'd be the Backspace key!

rachel in the know said...

does anyone use the ctrl button on the right? no.

Anonymous said...

hahaha - TwinSoup put on blast!

luke said...

i was unaware of the right ctrl button until just now. hi rachel!

luke said...

oh and nice job on the linx p

PWeekly said...

Here to help (you consume alcohol).

Anonymous said...

Drew Carrey is no Bob Barker.

Anonymous said...

you leave drew out of this, goddamnit!