"Hey boo, I'll s your d for twenty bucks right now!" "Now you just slow your roll. My d needs s'ed cause its lonely and dirty, but I ain't paying for sexual favors. That's illegal. If you need twenty bones I'll gladly 'loan' it to you and then you can polish my nob, but I will expect to 'collect' my money back sometime in the future. I just want to make it clear that I am simply 'loaning a stranger in need money' and not 'paying for sex'. Because that's illegal." "Cool meet me around the corner" says the surprisingly astute angel and you two "get off" scott free.
I came up with this little legal loophole after my third time getting busted for soliciting. If you're an attorney and this ain't a loophole feel free to not chime in. If it is then feel free to thank me.
Isn't Saturday Night Live going to have more fun with Elana Kagen than they ever did with Janet Reno? Don't get me wrong, Will Ferrel was awesome at impersonating Reno, but Kagen looks like every dude in the current cast morphed into one. It's like a self deprecating parody Obama is playing on them.
Hey Rachel wanna borrow twenty bucks?