March 18, 2009

lol: luke on life

A couple weeks ago i was riding light rail home when the train came to an abrupt and unannounced stop far from its normal rendezvous point. A smoking smashed car lay in the intersection while a dazed elderly man stumbled out of his totaled vehicle and the only thing drowning out the noise of my clearly disturbed fellow passengers were the cries of the train driver who had finally emerged from her navigation closet, and all I could think about was how I would now have to walk the rest of the way home.

Do you know how easy it is to not get hit by a train? Because it is pretty easy.

How come there are no female magicians? Why does it seem like the guy at the gym who loves giving you unsolicited work out advice hasn't worked out in a long time?

How come plugs have 3 prongs but if you live in an older building and you cut the third prong off and plug in your device it still works?

What's worse: The naked guy in the locker room who is in no hurry to get dressed or the naked old dude standing on the scale wearing just a white v-neck t-shirt? Wrong. Its the guy who just walked out of the bathroom stall barefoot. That's gross.

I think it would be funny if a bum wore a shirt that said "If you lived here you'd be home by now."

3 comments:

Vicki said...

LOL!! I am wHeak.

Anonymous said...

I want that shirt too.

PWeekly said...

What about the naked dude who puts a foot up on the locker room bench while talking to you?
That guy needs to forever eat at Home Town Buffet as punishment.