Do you know how easy it is to not get hit by a train? Because it is pretty easy.
How come there are no female magicians? Why does it seem like the guy at the gym who loves giving you unsolicited work out advice hasn't worked out in a long time?
How come plugs have 3 prongs but if you live in an older building and you cut the third prong off and plug in your device it still works?
What's worse: The naked guy in the locker room who is in no hurry to get dressed or the naked old dude standing on the scale wearing just a white v-neck t-shirt? Wrong. Its the guy who just walked out of the bathroom stall barefoot. That's gross.
I think it would be funny if a bum wore a shirt that said "If you lived here you'd be home by now."