February 25, 2009

pizza is fat.

An Indianapolis bakery is upping the ante on fattening foods and providing arguably the laziest development in fattiness yet. Say hello to our new friend, the Pizza Cone.

A pizza cone? Are you kidding me? Look - I can get behind the ease of transpot the cone shape provides - And hell, taking a fork to that middle section sounds amazing - But eating this has GOT to be the shaming of every fat kid in Indianapolis.

It also seems appropriate to throw in this SNL bit “Taco Town” here. We’re not that far, people. Whether that’s good news or bad news I suppose depends on whether you have fat covering your genitals.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that taco looks amazing